I am the grand Blue Heron of the Rogue River. Please do not disturb these waters with your annoying jet boat trip. Yes Captain John did try to bother me with his spinning of the boat but all he succeeded in doing was giving the birthday girl and boy a good drenching. Tut, tut. Go away.
Stop looking at my nest. Invading my very private privacy. My bedroom, boudoir, bed chamber, bunk room. Well you get the picture, don't you? Leave!
I the great Osprey do here by declare that if I stand still enough none of those people will notice me.
Yes we the bald eagles are the real kings of the Rogue River. We don't even need to grace the sky with our flight. We only need to sit here and stare you down until you leave.