So this is what I have resorted to. I think it is because of lack of oxygen or maybe the fact that my inhaler is causing pure joy in silly things. I stumbled upon this site and it makes me laugh. Go here (or click on the picture) and click on each horse face. I think I could sing like this. Maybe in a drug induced haze anyway.
I already have the horse face so I will practice in the shower. That should make the farmer happy.