Yes this is why "Egghead" fits. I took some scraps to the hens and while there gathered four eggs. Since I had a dirty bowl in my hand I put the eggs in my sweatshirt pocket, you know the kind with the big front pocket. Then I promptly forgot that I had put them there and went in the house to wash the bowl. I leaned up against the counter at the sink and yes, smash! Slimy, egg pocket.
Hope this doesn't bring a repeat of last years Thanksgiving where I accidentally turned off the oven while the turkey was roasting. Thanksgiving dinner was only three hours late. Oh and another year our power went off on Thanksgiving day so I had to cook everything but the turkey on our wood stove. The turkey drove to town to be roasted at my in-laws house. But that wasn't my fault. Was it? I suppose it might have had something to do with the overload of large appliances. Not really. The power company just likes to repair on holidays so decided to blow a transformer. Probably for that holiday overtime pay. Har har!
The traveling turkey returns home in 2001. We had only lived in this house for a few months. See no curtains but we did get the power back by the time we ate.