What brought this to my attention was the fact that I dropped the remote control and one of the battery connectors broke off. So until we buy another remote I have been forced to turn channels the old fashioned way. A few weeks ago I was looking for a channel with one of the presidential debates. I knew the time but I could not remember what station. I kept turning channels and after a while my back began to hurt and I was becoming irritated. So I gave up.
Next thing I know farmer walks in the room and looks at me laying on my back on the floor with a pillow under my head. He asks me what I'm doing and I reply "why I'm changing channels" as I hit the channel button repeatedly with my big toe. He just rolled his eyes.
Isn't this how every lazy American channel surfs?
So now to get that vision of my big old toe out of your head I leave you with these.
This is an arrangement that was given to me as a thank you for arranging a three day conference at work. Isn't it beautiful?